Harold Camping admits he was high on PCP when he came up with his 'May 21st' calculation.

Harold Camping admitted to anxious reporters today that he was high on the drug 'PCP' when he calculated his infamous apocalyptic May 21st, end of the world prediction. Camping said, "After taking a hit off a PCP laced cigar I bought off Craigslist, it seemed so clear that my calculation for May 21st being the end of the world was accurate. I also traveled into space with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny on that unforgettable afternoon; we all vacation together annually on Pluto."

A sober Camping recalculated his numbers and discovered that the end of the world will actually take place in October. "I feel like a boob! Whoops - my bad." Many of his followers spent their entire life savings by providing fliers and handouts to people across the world.

Story by Scott Llop